EXHIBIT A · THE FIST BUMP
THE PEOPLE v. AN UNNECESSARY RITUAL
THE PEOPLE VS.
THE FIST BUMP
A completely unnecessary investigation into one of darts' most accepted rituals — followed by the inconvenient discovery that some of the evidence is actually real.
PRIMARY EVIDENCE
The evidence board.
Same ritual. Different species. You decide.
EXHIBIT B · PRIMATE GROOMING
EXHIBIT C · THE FIST BUMP, AGAIN
EXHIBIT D · THE CANINE GREETING
EXHIBIT E · STILL FIST BUMPING
EXHIBIT F · THE CAT'S RESPONSE
EXHIBIT G · SLAP HANDS
THE INCONVENIENT PART
Some of the evidence is real.
The joke works better when the facts refuse to cooperate.
Hands move germs.
Hands touch darts, boards, bar tops, glasses, door handles, phones and other people. Handwashing remains one of the simplest ways to reduce the spread of germs.
CDC Clean Hands →The throwing hand matters.
A dart player's hand is the instrument: grip, feel, release and control all start there. Constant unnecessary contact is not helping it do its job.
THE HAND HAS ENOUGH TO DO.
EXHIBIT H · THROWING HANDPHYSICAL EVIDENCE
Your throwing hand is not a greeting accessory.
It grips the dart. It controls the release. It repeats the same fine motion thousands of times. The hand has a job already.
CASE THEORY: Save the fist for the throw.
CASE FILE UPDATE · PANDEMIC ERA
SUPPLEMENTAL EVIDENCE
Then everyone wore masks.
And somehow the fist bump survived.
EXHIBIT I · MASKED FIST BUMP
EXHIBIT J · ALTERNATIVE CONTACT
CASE FILE MERCHANDISE
Shop.
Product links can be added later without rebuilding the page.
Just Jack's Game
The novel that started the paper trail.
LINK COMING SOONStopTheFistBump Koozie
Official campaign koozie.
LINK COMING SOONDarts
Jack's darts or recommended setup.
LINK COMING SOONDartboard
Board link goes here later.
LINK COMING SOONCarrying Case
Case link goes here later.
LINK COMING SOONMore Evidence
Future merch and gear can drop in here.
COMING SOONRELATED CASE FILE
Just Jack's Game
The Stop the Fist Bump campaign lives inside Jack's story — and now, inconveniently, outside it too.